Act twice. (Oakseam Misinformant may take two actions each turn. Relocating, assaulting, and using abilities are all actions.)
: Put a bribe glyph on target denizen with copy-count 2 or greater.
Denizens with a bribe glyph cannot move if they moved last turn and gain "When this card relocates, you may remove up to one bribe glyph from it".